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welcome to christmas. we are very pleased to see you at yet another christmas occasion. this christmas is going to be the biggest you’ve had so far. every christmas is the biggest you’ve had, as it adds up to all other previous christmasses. the older you get, the bigger christmas becomes. it is rather important that you manage to spend as many christmasses as possible, in order to reach optimum christmas size later in life. so be happy, be merry and remember: the more you live, the bigger christmas becomes!
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tararara hmhmmm
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Pro pro pro PRO pro pro Pro PRo, Professional, What happens if I do this HAHAHAH Professional, I told you this, you have to be professional in bank holidays, in holidays you have to be and don’t fart on week days
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rarararara
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smootch
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übersetzen und hören! crevetten schwarze schuhe duett limonade und barrikaden meeresfürchte ich befürchte!
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Come they told me parapapam pam Christ was born on the edge of the earth, I am searching the sky tonight I’m looking to find the bright star rapapapam rapapapam to take me to the little king, far away .... In the crib the sheep awaken and humble shepherds worship in the Virgin arms he wears a gold crown from light rapapapam rapapapam my heart is beating, and he smiles at me....
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(Aagean Islands Christmas song) Lady with the proud neck, moon faced lady where is your son? your treasured son Where do you bathe him, comb his hair Mr teacher beat him with golden cane and the Mrs Teacher beat him with a pearl!
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(Archangel, Rhodes Island Carols) Good evening my Lord, it’s dawn and you are still asleep may the morning be good to you as you sit and listen we came to your door by your own permission please my Lord do not frown upon our visit. If it is the Lord’s wish for us to sign the carols and only us from all the rest to say to you ‘good evening’ First of the month first of the year, It’s January first! It’s the month of Jesus Christ the month of Saint Nicolas ............................................................ (The Other) "traveling around the world one finds millions of stories of love, joy and togetherness at Christmas Everyone sings the same songs, ancient carols. Lovingly handed down to children, by their teachers and given to heathens by jolly empire builders. just as the winter snows whiten the green lands of Europe. So our holly carols seek to bring the same pure whiteness to the darkest of nights."
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mistletile fertle hollyberries plant the tree Modranicht wild hunt drink the ale hlautbolli beast hlaut hlautteinar smear hlaut on temple boiled meating, fires lit, hung kettles Odin, king, victory, power comes the belsnickel, belsnickeling, riddling and seeking Wudan great horned hunter solstice reborn berchtaslaaf, the goddess Berchta herring and gruel banquet kindred, your hearth, our godhi, our gydhja our hof in the ve wearing our valknuts hung low like a pendant yule the wheel of the year drink mead and ale tell poem, cant and slang light fires, candles, torches Blót mead the deities evergreen tree sprig and branch mead on the ground, on the fire sumbel drink mead from the horn toasts, oaths, and boasts heroes, ancestors the wyrd of community
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Once in Royal David’s City Lived a lonely cattle shed Where a mother birthed a baby With a shotgun for a head Mary was that mother mild Jesus Christ her little child Forgotten the rest While shepherd’s watched their flocks by night All seated round the tub The angel of the Lord came down And glory did something or other Forgotten the rest Hark the herald angels sing Glory to the newborn king Is this the one about Mary’s womb and God’s head? Oh come all ye faithful Glory and triumphant Oh come all ye faithful And do this that and the other Mary had a little lamb But that’s not a carol That’s it. Literally nothing else.
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o tannenbaum (The Other) "Yes, Christmas brings that glow that only comes from stumping out pagan traditions. Do they know it’s Christmas, They do now!"
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Jingle bell Jingle bell Suzu ga naru Sori wa yuku yuku Yukinohara wo Repeat Furishikiru Yuki ketatete Sori wa hashiru Oka wo koete Hogarakani suzu wa hibiku Koyoi wa yoki ni utaimasho
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As an old saying goes, everything stops for Christmas. The amount of love involved in this season is just way too much for capitalism to go about its normal business. we all remember the winter of 1914 when the fighting sides of germany and england stopped the battle for a day or two to indulge in a football game. a game of questionable quality maybe, but that is not the issue here. the human spirit triumphs at christmas. and so can you, risk-free. you can be jolly and giving as you keep in mind that the 27th of december is only a few days away and the truce will most certainly end once more.
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everyday people reject you because you are an artist / musicians reject you because you are a sound-artist / sound-artists reject you because you're a musician / radio-artists reject you because you don't use radio enough / writers reject you because you don't write enough / academics reject you because you're not thorough enough / field-recordists reject you because you don't record enough / poets reject you because you don't write real poems enough / artists because you're an academic / DIY people reject you because you're a sell-out / Sell-outs reject you because you don't sell enough / professionals reject you because you're an amateur / experimental people reject you because you are mainstream / mainstream people reject you because you are experimental / real auteurs reject you because you're only a networker / networkers reject you because you are not too polished / greek people reject you because you are not greek enough / english people reject you because you are polish / polish people reject you because you are a dutch / dutch people reject you because you are french / french people reject you because you are a belgian / belgian people reject you because you are french / french people reject you because you are (e) spanish / spanish people reject you because you are an arab / arab people reject you are a christian / christian people reject you because you are muslim / muslim people reject you because you are gay / gay people reject you because you are straight / straight people reject you because you were not married properly / married properly people reject you because you were married in the municipality / the people who are married in the municipality reject you because you didn't wear a gown / the people who wore a gown reject you because you were not married in a church and the people who got married in a church reject you because you didn't do a party afterwards and and the people who did a party afterwards reject you because you were married elsewhere and you didn't invite them and....and ah...
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as you flush it down the toilet you might not think of where it could end up beneath the bowels of the city all the fat inside the pipes builds up ohhh let the fatberg emerge the big iceberg at the center of the world floating silently beneath us now. just like an omen alleluia oooh a sign of god's hate an airplane sized clot of human waste leaking from our greasy foods chip fat, lard, and wasted booze waxy drippings, glacial ooze growing in the greasy underground!! now no man on earth can save us fast amassing spawn of satan mating and accumulating growing in the greasy underground!! we never wanted just to die here we wanted to be lively now something will survive us a fatberg made of grease and pie meat
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Capitalism --- Jingle Bells
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(The Other) "that millenia-old human need for sharing and the return to an essential version of the self is the theme of an archival hellenic song we have discovered, dating back to 2014. “let’s build communal gardens in the middle of the streets” chants this romantic singer." ............................................................ Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas Tree I like you, how I like you Go forth, our marbles, shine And on the mountains partisans Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas Tree Hellas, Hellas, Hellas All together, Oh Christmas Tree in monasteries and mountains All together All together Let’s build the Commons. Let’s live more naturally orchards in the streets Oh Christmas tree let’s love each other again
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WE don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing WE need WE don't care about the presents Underneath the Christmas tree WE just want you for our own More than you could ever know Make our wish come true All WE want for Christmas is you, yeah. WE don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing WE need And WE don't care about the presents Underneath the Christmas tree WE don't need to hang my stocking There upon the fireplace Santa Claus won't make me happy With a toy on Christmas Day WE just want you for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true All WE want for Christmas is you You, baby
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as you flush it down the toilet you might not think of where it could end up beneath the bowels of the city all the fat inside the pipes builds up ohhh let the fatberg emerge the big iceberg at the center of the world floating silently beneath us now. just like an omen alleluia oooh a sign of god's hate an airplane sized clot of human waste leaking from our greasy foods chip fat, lard, and wasted booze waxy drippings, glacial ooze growing in the greasy underground!! now no man on earth can save us fast amassing spawn of satan mating and accumulating growing in the greasy underground!! we never wanted just to die here we wanted to be lively now something will survive us a fatberg made of grease and pie meat
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Make love under Guy Debord
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-Come, come, let’s sit on the table, why are you late? Now now, children will sit on this side of the table, and us the adults will sit on the other side You will the sit on the head of the table Yeah but we don’t fit here …they haven’t come yet, but they will come let’s eat, it’s already late. You sit here and I… yes but here we don’t fit
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mary kritsmas. why did i remember her. but of course! mary kritsmas used to go and secretly drink her father’s ouzo. people saw her at school and wondered “what is this about?” and she went and drank her father’s ouzo in secret. but me, i have a different story to tell you about mary kritsmas. or another one. maybe i’m a little bit confused. mary kritsmas had a somewhat peculiar home. she chose not to live in her family home, except when she drank her father’s ouzo. neither mather nor fother knew where Mary slept and where she spent her time. This was mary kritsmas’s closely guarded secret and often mather and fother would tell her “where are you going, useless daughter???” but she would laugh. and they would beat her and she would laugh some more. She was such a tramp, my lovely/beloved girl. Mary Krits MAS NEVER WENT WHERE YOU’D THINK SHE WOULD MAS NEVER WENT ANYWHERE WHERE YOU THINK SHE DID AND THE MOTHERS BEAT ME BECAUSE I DIDN’T GET INTO THE HOUSE AND THEY CAME OUT AND SHOUTED WHERE ARE YOU GOING WORTHLESS DAUGHTER AND I CRIED AND TRIED TO PASS. THROUGH THE DOOR. kissed girl, bitten girl, no place in the walnut tree for you, said the door but only Mary kritsmas could hear it. The mather could only hear herself calling Mary Kritsmas a useless daughter. kissed girl, bitten girl, no place in the walnut tree for you, said the door and Mary Kritsmas would leave and come to me in secret and I would kiss her where they beat her and bite her where it hurt. Mary Kritsmas. Kissed girl, bitten girl, no place in the walnut tree for you.
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This is the story of Bambi this is the story of Bambi. the story of the most famous reindeer who used his red nose to show the way to santa. and everyone loved him, but he died so young. Bambi, the little deer how much i love him together with santa they live in Kayseri Bambi why do you scorn us when we ask for presents Bambi why did you leave so young, so early oh Bambi, Bambi how much everyone loved you and mostly me oh Bambi they were jealous of you, cos you were pretty Bambi the little reindeer so special how much did i love this guy the dirty, dirty world destroyed you it turned you into GARBAGE
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Shall we eat? it’s already late! bring her here, between the two of you we won’t fit like this. You sit here, ok? Yes here You sit here, there are two places here not one it’s for two people to sit here. bring the piano stool two people there will both of them fit there? I’m not sure. will they fit? yes, they will fit just fine. You go that way. -Is that the same dress you wore last year. No, the cut is a little bit similar.
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Hey Xena, where did you put underwater fairylight to dump into the pool -Darling, I just decorated the bathroom, maybe I left them there I’ll run and check, Christmas is around the corner, dammit -I have found some amazing fairy lights that double as dildo it’s like having a sparkling dildo in your pussy, you are having a fabulous time Fabulous! I generally think Christmas is dope I think it will be exquisite. I think of roasting ten turkeys WOW like, stuff them with lots of chestnuts like, some kind of gourmet shit like, dump some kind of blueburry sauce on top let’s do some Christmas pie we will certainly do a pie you slut. you know, the kind that have cum inside. Daddies’ sperm Several hairy daddies, perfect Stalions like, discreet stalions Christmas is generally Fabulous cause everyone says they ll go out with their friends but instead they come over and we fuck. all of them married you know, it’s the holiday excuses you offer Christmas cookies and get back penis I’m wanna wear my Santa Claus thong And I bought a Santa beard and like a dildo like, fuck them in the ass for good luck, happy new year I can’t understand people who say Christmas is not fantastic like slut, Christmas is great, Duh! Christmas is objectively the best holiday oh Aposmene, in Christmas we can hear my favourite song put it on! Let’s dance ‘Last Christmas’
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Jingle Bells blurgh I hate Christmas It’s Christmas and I don’t have inspiration Ah ah ah Mariah, oh oh oh Mariah every year it’s all the time, every day I want to smash the radio this year to save my self I will turn it off.
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Good morning, how are you -I’m knackered, can’t get up I feel the same -it was beautiful will we go carolling tomorrow? Good morning, I didn’t wake you up, did I? -I’m drinking coffee, where are you I’m at home, shall we meet tomorrow to catch up? -Stay with me I can’t, I have to wake up early tomorrow -When do I see you again? Soon. We are gonna trim the Christmas tree. -Stay with me I can’t, I have to wake up early tomorrow. -Let’s do it again. Will speak -Will I see you today I can’t. I have to go ice-skating -When do I see you? Soon, I’ll call you. -You wanna come up for a coffee? It’s late. I really can’t! -When do I see you again? On Christmas day. -Promise? I will call you. -I couldn’t reach you yesterday. Mondays are really busy. Got home late. -How do you feel? Will we meet tonight? I can’t, I’m snowed in. -I’m delighted when we do sad sad things together.
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The old year is gone Let’s celebrate! And let the pain of separation sleep within our hearts Happy new Year, Happy golden Year grandpa year go away your turn is over the young one is here with presents with songs and joy.
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I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need I don't care about the presents Underneath the Christmas tree I just want you for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas is you, yeah.
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River (joni mitchell) It's coming on Christmas, They're cutting down trees. They're putting up reindeer And singing songs of joy and peace, Oh, I wish I had a river I could skate away on. But it don't snow here, Stays pretty green. I'm gonna make a lot of money And and then I'm gonna quit this crazy scene. Oh, I wish I had a river I could skate away on. I wish I had a river so long, I would teach my feet to fly. Oh, I wish I had a river I could skate away on. I made my baby cry.
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thank you very much for letting us take you to this joyful and triumphant journey of discovery. it has certainly been a pleasure for everyone from the fytini headquarters to have such opportunity. we hope you have been reasonably transformed and we look forward to seeing you again on one of our next ventures.
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Christmas, Lights, Turn on the lights, Snow, Ice, frankincense, give and receive, sleigh bells, myrrh, angels, stars, lights, nutcracker, holly, gifts, reindeer, lights, turkey goose partridge, lamb, donkey, lights, frost, fireplace, lights, feast, rejoice, celebrate, joyful, not triumphant, love peace, turn on the lights.
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I’m talking slowly in case people listen to me, I’m on a train ….. …… …….
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christmas love! new years eve joy! with my naked hands i throw snowballs to the windows of the neighbours… inside the snowball there is a stone how did it get there? and it broke the windows of the neighbours… the little christmas tree is decorated with snow and rabble what pretty fairylights rabble and ornaments of the neighbours…!
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and on the 25th day the heavens opened and the lord’s ultra powerful searchlights pointed towards a little stable in bethlehem. the light bounced from the sky down to the earth and refracted in multiple directions, in rays of approximately equal distance between them. the birds began to sing the cows squirted milk in everybody’s mouth and the joys of jesus started spreading. as jesus was a child and at that point could not speak yet, he only opened his mouth, but the content of his thoughts echoed as a voice from above. and the voice told everyone how to live and established methodologies of well-being.
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Astrological Insights for the new year
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Does anybody care for the little match girl.
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Xmas messthetics from FYTINI and friends.
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Max Stirner comes to town every 27th of December. He visits the middleclasses spreading the message of discontent along with black tar and Christmas rubbish. His big red sack carries knives, broken circuits and emotional disturbances. You’ll never hear anyone talking of this, it’s a dirty secret of late capitalist western (and westernised) societies. ‘Let it Go, Let it Go, Let it Go’: the Ghosts of Modernist Past and the avant gnomes of the twentieth century are singing broken carols, telling stories, re-telling stories, identifying and losing tracks, recording sounds and making Christmas pies.
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Artwork by Christmas Pumpkin
Audio collage by Filtig
Inspiration by "Claws" (Morgan Fisher) & "Denkdaran!" (Der Plan)
The Other is Ed Crooks
Jesus by Jesus
Santa courtesy of Virgin
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released December 25, 2014

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